THE ICONIC/IRONIC TOTE
Look at you! You’ve got a swing in your step and an adorable tote bag to schlep. This meticulously sourced canvas bag made of eco-friendly fabric features 32” handles and the space to carry groceries, beach reads, a schvitzshirt — basically anything that doesn’t quite fit in your phone wallet.
Doesn’t carry: Jewish guilt. Emotional baggage.
Hot tip: Machine wash with mild detergent for the perfect relaxed look.
One more hot tip: Grab this as you head to the farmer’s market. It’s the perfect transport for your weekly stock of organic kale, freshly picked ears of corn, and handmade soap.